Caden: Mommy, you have chubby legs.
Me: (Slightly mortified) Really? Uh... Which part?
Caden: Right here (cups his hands around the fleshiest part of my inner thighs and proceeds to jiggle them).
Me: (Laughing uncontrollably) Oh my God! Caden, is it really that bad?
Caden: No Mommy, don't worry. It's just a little chubby.
