Bi-den, Bye Don!!!

The most gorgeous headline I ever seen.

Election day distractions

On the outside I look fine. Calm. Collected. Cool as Obama's slick three-pointer. On the inside I'm screaming, quietly crying in the corner and about to have a mild heart attack. Anyone else?

Should it help today, here are 12 things to soothe those election day nerves:

• Chloe Fineman's impression of a New York acting teacher is so good it might make you pee. 

• The incredible female free divers of South Korea. 

• Lots of Livin' dance scene from Bye Bye Birdie.

• Lovely flowers, pretty seascapes and general good taste from designer John Derian.

• 1MILLION Dance Studio on Megan Thee Stallion. 

• 90s supermodels!

• Sean Connery's best James Bond moments (RIP). 

• Forget cute cats. Look at this little kitten.

• 48-hour chocolate chip cookies.

• Beyonce. Because Beyonce.

• Lovely illustrations of plants and wildlife in the English countryside.

• Try The New York Times' election distractor. It works!

Opening photo from John Derian.