On the outside I look fine. Calm. Collected. Cool as Obama's slick three-pointer. On the inside I'm screaming, quietly crying in the corner and about to have a mild heart attack. Anyone else?
Should it help today, here are 12 things to soothe those election day nerves:
- Chloe Fineman's impression of a New York acting teacher is so good it might make you pee.
- The incredible female free divers of South Korea.
- Lots of Livin' dance scene from Bye Bye Birdie.
- Lovely flowers, pretty seascapes and general good taste from designer John Derian.
- 1MILLION Dance Studio on Megan Thee Stallion.
- 90s supermodels!
- Sean Connery's best James Bond moments (RIP).
- Forget cute cats. Look at this little kitten.
- 48-hour chocolate chip cookies.
- Beyonce. Because Beyonce.
- Lovely illustrations of plants and wildlife in the English countryside.
- Try The New York Times' election distractor. It works!
Opening photo from John Derian.
