No, they're not from a Saturday Night Live sketch. These awesomely bad (and ridiculously true) headlines are brought to you by mainstream entertainment news organizations. These are amazingly embarrassing. Love it. Keep 'em coming, people!
Miley Cyrus cuts finger, requires stitches
Jewel rescues injured hummingbird
Pregnant Uma Thurman goes without make-up in NYC
Topless Rihanna frolics underneath Hawaiian waterfall
Heidi Montag flashes major cleavage on “Dreams Come True” EP cover
Victoria Beckham celebrates her birthday with fruit for lunch
