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| What makes a good beer cart girl? A "great personality," someone who's around the golf course often and keeps the beer ice cold. It also helps if you look like a Playboy centerfold and have big boobs. |
As an out-of-work, unemployed journalist working toward my New York City dream job, I've been on the hunt for a writing gig while here in Cleveland. Let me tell you, the pickings are slim [insert frowny face here].
Though times are tough, both on my ego and my skinny pocketbook, I've managed to cobble together a sense of humor about my job search. While freelancing, networking and searching the Internet for editorial positions and pay-the-bills/part-time type jobs, I've come across some winners. Check out these gems from Craigslist.**
For those with no self-respect:
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| What this posting really wants to say: "A nice rack will help you get the job." |
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| "Join our exciting team and start making lots of money!" while bouncing around half naked. |
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| I love how a "national magazine" has contracted this person to shoot a layout for their November 2013 issue. By the way, race, color and nationality "dont matter." |
For those who have fast fingers and want it "too easy":
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| I'm convinced the person who posted this is a failed poet or really bad rapper. Or both. |
For bloggers (which includes everyone and their dog):
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| What exactly makes someone an "energetic blogger?" |
For those who don't mind exposure to a rare, but often fatal, paralytic illness:
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| Firstly, this poor soul needs some serious help with capital letters, punctuation, spelling and run-on sentences. Secondly, is botulism contagious? |
And finally, for those who are bootylicious:
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| Girls with flat asses need not apply... |
